sam
This twenty-something bachelor moved into Middletown in search of a good job, true love and financial security. So far, all he’s found is a place that makes great pizza.
rufus
Following in the fictional footsteps of Ralph Kramden and Fred Flintstone, Rufus embodies your average, lovable, blue-collar husband and father... except he’s probably much hairier.
andy
Rufus’ wife is the glue that holds their family together. She manages to take care of her husband and son while providing a positive influence for younger brother Sam without becoming... well, unglued.
miller
Rufus and Andy's only child is the oddest-looking kid in class as well as the most inquisitive. He ponders life, love and whether or not he’ll get his dad’s big, hairy nose.
zoogie
He’s been called cute, cuddly and plenty of other not-so-flattering names. He is rooming with Sam in hopes of reliving their crazy college days. Unfortunately, wild sorority chicks and all-night “Ker-Plunk!” tournaments are hard to find in Middletown.
jackie
She is Andy's co-worker, best friend and next-door neighbor. Being a single-and-looking working mother isn’t easy, but Jackie can change hairstyles, toner cartridges, vacuum bags... and her mind about giving a guy a second date.
travis
A little guy with big dreams,
Jackie's son is a budding entrepreneur who wants to make the world a better place... for a fee. His biggest goal, however, is to reunite his estranged parents.
madame red
“Not a happy camper” is a bit of an understatement. Red keeps herself busy in Middletown with several
part-time jobs, household chores
and by yelling at her husband, Herbert, who the neighbors have never seen. In her free time,
she likes to scowl.